I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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