I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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