The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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