I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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