I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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