Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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