im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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