he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
In America we eat man semen.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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