I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
are you so shy because you have an std?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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