you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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