You're completely useless in the revolution.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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