I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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