Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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