Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Where did you get a picture of my penis
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The ass gains better be worth it
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