Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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