have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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