I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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