did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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