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(704): View more from North Carolina

I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.

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(812): View more from Indiana

she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

thatta girl

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(714): View more from California

so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?

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(573): View more from Missouri

You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.

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(807): View more from Ontario

The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You just get me

(443): View more from Maryland

I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch

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(229): View more from Georgia

i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.

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