hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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