what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dicks are not precious.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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