i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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