I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
