No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
NoShamevember. You game?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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