Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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