I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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