if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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