I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I need a beard to bite.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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