with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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