Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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