am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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