I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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