Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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