So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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