He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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