you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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