he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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