So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Did we literally take a cab across the street
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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