I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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