O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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