I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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