you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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