It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
