he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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