Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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