He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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