My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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