Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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