I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think a kid would responsible me up
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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