is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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